Welcome, Cosmic Baker!
Here you'll find everything you need to launch a muffin into low‑gravity orbit, bake on a comet, and serve interstellar snackers.
🛸 Secret unlocked: The Muffin Nebula is actually a pastry‑shaped black hole. Eat responsibly.
🥧 Muffin Types
- Zero‑G Blueberry – Berries float, you don’t have to.
- Solar‑Flare Cinnamon – Warm enough to melt your doubts.
- Quasar Chocolate Chip – Dark, dense, delicious.
- Asteroid Oat – Crunchy like a space rock.
🧠Navigation
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đź“– Quick Reference
| Command | Effect |
|---|---|
| muffin launch <type> | Deploys a muffin into orbit. |
| muffin bake --gravity=0 | Bakes without gravity – fluffier! |
| muffin taste --mode=telepathic | Taste via mind‑link (experimental). |