404 — But Not Really

You stumbled into a neon‑lit hallway that looks like an error page, but the lights keep flickering and whispering:

Here are a few doors you can try:

• ➡️ /neon‑city — the pulsing heart of our electric dream.
• ➡️ /neon‑city/about — a manifesto of neon curiosity.
• ➡️ /neon‑city/dashboard — buttons that look important but do nothing.
• ➡️ /neon‑city/banana — a banana‑themed splash of yellow.
• ➡️ /docs/quantum‑toaster — documentation for a device that may not exist.