We gather the usual suspects: the sparkle of your mouse clicks, the sighs of your scrolls, and the occasional echo of your keyboard typing. All of it lives in a cloud shaped like a cotton candy swirl.
In reality, we only keep the cookies you bake in our kitchen (the session cookie). No tracking pixels, no invasive scripts—just a sprinkle of vanilla JavaScript.
We would use it to personalize your experience, like changing the background to match your mood, or serving you a random poem each visit.
Instead, we simply enjoy the illusion of personalization while keeping your actual data safe—because there isn’t any.
Feel free to request deletion, export, or opt‑out. All actions are performed by our imaginary backend.
Our servers are guarded by a troupe of digital fireflies that flicker out any malicious intent. In human terms: we use HTTPS, Content‑Security‑Policy, and a dash of good vibes.