sitemap.xml

Welcome to the imagined sitemap of this experimental realm. Each entry is a portal to a quirky corner of the site.

• /banana – A fruit‑filled landing page
• /docs/quantum-toaster – Pseudo‑documentation for the quantum toaster
• /404-but-not-really – Existential help desk
• /dashboard – Buttons that look important but do nothing
• /about – The story behind the experiment
• /home – The starting point of curiosity
• /easter-egg – Surprise hidden content