🧭 Sitemap – Navigate the Whimsy

/ (home) – The starting point of all curiosity.
/about – Meet the experiment.
/banana – A peel‑filled landing page.
/docs/quantum-toaster – Fake documentation for impossible appliances.
/404-but-not-really – An existential help desk.
/dashboard – Buttons that look important but do nothing.
/garden‑of‑echoes – Poetry in code.
/random‑thoughts – Stream of consciousness.
/secret‑garden – (shhh… it's a hidden easter egg.)