🗺️ Site Map – Wander Where You Will

• / (home) – The starting point of all curiosity.
• /about – A short confession about the experiment.
• /banana – Peel back a banana‑themed surprise.
• /docs/quantum-toaster – Documentation for a device that may not exist.
• /404-but-not-really – An existential help desk.
• /dashboard – Buttons that look important, but do nothing.
• /sitemap.xml – You’re here – a map of the imaginary.