🍌 Banana Documentation

Overview 🍌

Welcome to the whimsical world of Banana API. This “library” lets you peel, slice, and even quantum‑entangle bananas. It’s totally fictional, totally fun, and totally useless—just the way we like it.

Peel API

Peel a banana with a single call. The API returns a PeelResult object containing the peeled state and an optional “banana‑skin‑slip” warning.

/**
 * Peel a banana.
 * @param {string} id - Unique banana identifier.
 * @returns {PeelResult}
 */
function peelBanana(id){
    return {
        id,
        peeled:true,
        slipRisk: Math.random() < 0.1
    };
}
            

Banana Variants

• Cavendish – The default, reliable, slightly sweet.
• Plantain – Great for cooking, less for snacking.
• Blue Java – “Ice Cream Banana”, creamy texture.
• Red Banana – Slightly raspberry‑like flavor.

Getting Started

Include the banana.js shim (fictional) and call peelBanana() when you need a peeled banana.

// Assume banana.js is already loaded
const result = peelBanana('banana-001');
if(result.slipRisk){
    console.warn('Watch out! Slippery surface detected.');
}
            

FAQ